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"dbab":"don't be a bitch",
"dbafwtt":"Don't Be A Fool Wrap The Tool",
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"dbg":"don't be gay",
"dbh":"don't be hating",
"dbi":"Don't Beg It",
"dbm":"don't bother me",
"dbz":"DragonBall Z",
"dc":"don't care",
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"detai":"don't even think about it",
"dewd":"Dude",
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"df":"Dumb fuck",
"dfc":"DON'T fuckING CARE",
"dfo":"dumb fucking operator",
"dftba":"don't forget to be awesome",
"dftc":"down for the count",
"dfu":"don't fuck up",
"dfw":"down for whatever",
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"dfwm":"Don't fuck with Me",
"dfwmt":"Don't fucking waste my time",
"dg":"don't go",
"dga":"don't go anywhere",
"dgac":"don't give a crap",
"dgaf":"don't give a fuck",
"dgara":"don't give a rats ass",
"dgas":"Don't give a shit",
"dgms":"Don't get me started",
"dgoai":"don't go on about it",
"dgt":"don't go there",
"dgu":"don't give up",
"dgypiab":"don't get your panties in a bunch",
"dh":"dickhead",
"dhac":"Don't have a clue",
"dhcp":"Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol",
"dhly":"does he like you",
"dhv":"Demonstration of Higher Value",
"diacf":"die in a car fire",
"diaf":"die in a fire",
"diah":"die in a hole",
"dic":"do i care",
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"diff":"difference",
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"dikhed":"dickhead",
"diku":"do i know you",
"diky":"Do I know you",
"dil":"Daughter in law",
"dilf":"dad i'd like to fuck",
"dillic":"Do I look like I care",
"dillifc":"do I look like I fucking care",
"dilligad":"do I look like I give a damn",
"dilligaf":"do I look like I give a fuck",
"dilligas":"do i look like i give a shit",
"din":"didn't",
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"dirl":"Die in real life",
"dis":"this",
"dit":"Details in Thread",
"diy":"do it yourself",
"dju":"did you",
"dk":"don't know",
"dkdc":"don't know, don't care",
"dl":"download",
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"dlibu":"Dont let it bother you",
"dln":"don't look now",
"dm":"deathmatch",
"dmaf":"do me a favor",
"dmba*":"dumbass",
"dmi":"don't mention it",
"dmn":"damn",
"dmu":"don't mess up",
"dmwm":"don't mess with me",
"dmy":"don't mess yourself",
"dn":"don't know",
"dnd":"Do Not Disturb",
"dndp":"Do not double post",
"dnimb":"dancing naked in my bra",
"dno":"don't know",
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"dnrtfa":"did not read the fucking article",
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"dnw":"Do not want",
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"doncha":"Don't you",
"donno":"don't know",
"dont":"don't",
"dontcha":"don't you",
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"dprsd":"depressed",
"dqmot":"don't quote me on this",
"dqydj":"don't quit your day job",
"dr00d":"druid",
"drc":"don't really care",
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"dsu":"don't screw up",
"dt":"double team",
"dta":"Don't Trust Anyone",
"dtb":"don't text back",
"dth":"down to hang",
"dtl":"damn the luck",
"dtp":"Don't Type Please",
"dtrt":"do the right thing",
"dts":"Don't think so",
"dttm":"don't talk to me",
"dttml":"don't talk to me loser",
"dttpou":"Don't tell the police on us",
"dttriaa":"don't tell the RIAA",
"du2h":"damn you to hell",
"ducy":"do you see why",
"dugi":"do you get it?",
"dugt":"did you get that?",
"dui":"driving under the influence",
"duk":"did you know",
"dulm":"do you like me",
"dum":"dumb",
"dun":"don't",
"dunna":"i don't know",
"dunno":"I don't know",
"duno":"don't know",
"dupe":"duplicate",
"dutma":"don't you text me again",
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"dw":"don't worry",
"dwai":"don't worry about it",
"dwb":"Driving while black",
"dwbh":"don't worry, be happy",
"dwbi":"Don't worry about it.",
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"dwmt":"don't waste my time",
"dwn":"down",
"dwt":"don't wanna talk",
"dwud":"do what you do",
"dwy":"don't wet yourself",
"dy2h":"damn you to hell",
"dya":"Do you",
"dyac":"damn you auto correct",
"dycotfc":"do you cyber on the first chat",
"dyec":"Don't You Ever Care",
"dygtp":"did you get the picture",
"dyk":"did you know",
"dylh":"do you like him",
"dylm":"do you love me",
"dylos":"do you like oral sex",
"dym":"Do you mind",
"dymm":"do you miss me",
"dynk":"do you not know",
"dynm":"do you know me",
"dyt":"Don't you think",
"dyth":"damn You To Hell",
"dyw":"don't you worry",
"dyw2gwm":"do you want to go with me",
"dywtmusw":"do you want to meet up some where",
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"enuf":"enough",
"enuff":"enough",
"eob":"End of Business",
"eoc":"end of conversation",
"eod":"End of day",
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"eot":"end of transmission",
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"esbm":"Everyone sucks but me",
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"eta":"Estimated Time of Arrival",
"etla":"extended three letter acronym",
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"evry1":"every one",
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"f00k":"fuck.",
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"ffr":"for future reference",
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"fft":"food for thought",
"ffxi":"Final Fantasy 11",
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"fgi":"fucking google it",
"fgs":"for God's sake",
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"fi":"fuck it",
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"fifo":"first in, first out",
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"figjam":"fuck I'm good, just ask me",
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"fiic":"fucked If I Care",
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"fimh":"forever in my heart",
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"fmb":"fuck me bitch",
"fmbb":"fuck Me Baby",
"fmbo":"fuck my brains out",
"fmfl":"fuck my fucking life",
"fmflth":"fuck My fucking Life To Hell",
"fmh":"fuck me hard",
"fmhb":"fuck me hard bitch",
"fmi":"for my information",
"fmir":"family member in room",
"fmita":"fuck me in the ass",
"fml":"fuck my life",
"fmltwia":"fuck me like the whore I am",
"fmn":"fuck me now",
"fmnb":"fuck me now bitch",
"fmnkml":"fuck me now kiss me later",
"fmph":"fuck my pussy hard",
"fmq":"fuck me quick",
"fmr":"fuck me runnig",
"fmsh":"fuck me so hard",
"fmth":"fuck me to hell",
"fmuta":"fuck me up the ass",
"fmutp":"fuck me up the pussy",
"fn":"first name",
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"fo":"fuck off",
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"fo sho":"for sure",
"foa":"fuck off asshole",
"foad":"fuck off and die",
"foaf":"friend of a friend",
"foah":"fuck off asshole",
"fob":"fresh off the boat",
"focl":"Falling Off Chair Laughing.",
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"foia":"freedom of information act",
"fol":"farting out loud",
"folo":"Follow",
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"foss":"free, open source software",
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"foyb":"fuck off you bitch",
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"frk":"freak",
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"frnd":"friend",
"frnds":"friends",
"fs":"For Sure",
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"fsho":"for sure",
"fsm":"flying spaghetti monster",
"fsob":"fucking son of a bitch",
"fsod":"frosn screen of death",
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"ft":"fuck THAT",
"ft2t":"From time to time",
"fta":"From The Article",
"ftb":"fuck That bitch",
"ftbfs":"Failed to build from source",
"ftf":"face to face",
"ftfa":"From The fucking Article",
"ftfw":"For the fucking win!",
"ftfy":"Fixed that for you",
"ftio":"fun time is over",
"ftk":"For the Kill",
"ftl":"For The Lose",
"ftlog":"for the love of god",
"ftlt":"For the last time",
"ftmfw":"for the mother fucking win",
"ftmp":"For the most part",
"ftp":"file transfer protocol",
"ftr":"For The Record",
"fts":"fuck that shit",
"fttp":"for the time being",
"ftw":"For the win!",
"fu":"fuck you",
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"fua":"fuck you all",
"fuah":"fuck you ass hole",
"fub":"fuck you bitch",
"fubah":"fucked up beyond all hope",
"fubalm":"fucked up beyond all local maintenance",
"fubar":"fucked up beyond all recognition",
"fubb":"fucked up beyond belief",
"fubh":"fucked up beyond hope",
"fubohic":"fuck you Bend over here it comes",
"fubr":"fucked Up Beyond Recognition",
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"fucktard":"fucking retard",
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"fud":"fear, uncertainty and doubt",
"fudh":"fuck you dick head",
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"fugly":"fucking ugly",
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"fuk":"fuck",
"fukin":"fucking",
"fukk":"fuck",
"fukkin":"fucking",
"fukn":"fucking",
"fukr":"fucker",
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"fumfer":"fuck you mother fucker",
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"funner":"more fun",
"funy":"funny",
"fuq":"fuck you",
"fus":"fuck yourself",
"fut":"fuck You Too",
"fuu":"fuck you up",
"fux":"fuck",
"fuxing":"fucking",
"fuxor":"fucker",
"fuxored":"fucked",
"fvck":"fuck",
"fwb":"Friends with Benefits",
"fwd":"forward",
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"fwm":"Fine With Me",
"fwob":"friends with occasional benefits",
"fwp":"first world problems",
"fxe":"foxy",
"fxp":"file exchange protocol",
"fy":"fuck you",
"fya":"for your attention",
"fyad":"fuck you and die",
"fyah":"fuck you asshole",
"fyb":"fuck you bitch",
"fyc":"fuck your couch",
"fye":"For Your Entertainment",
"fyeo":"For your eyes only",
"fyf":"fuck your face",
"fyfi":"For Your fucking Information",
"fyi":"for your information",
"fyk":"for your knowledge",
"fyl":"For your Love",
"fym":"fuck your mom",
"fyp":"fixed your post",
"fyrb":"fuck you right back",
"fytd":"fuck you to death",
"*g*":"grin",
"g'nite":"good night",
"g/f":"girlfriend",
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"g0":"go",
"g00g13":"Google",
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"g2":"go to",
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"g2bg":"got to be going",
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"g2cu":"glad to see you",
"g2e":"got to eat",
"g2g":"got to go",
"g2g2tb":"got to go to the bathroom",
"g2g2w":"got to go to work",
"g2g4aw":"got to go for a while",
"g2gb":"got to go bye",
"g2gb2wn":"got to go back to work now",
"g2ge":"got to go eat",
"g2gn":"got to go now",
"g2gp":"got to go pee",
"g2gpc":"got 2 go parents coming",
"g2gpp":"got to go pee pee",
"g2gs":"got to go sorry",
"g2h":"go to hell",
"g2hb":"go to hell bitch",
"g2k":"good to know",
"g2p":"got to pee",
"g2t2s":"got to talk to someone",
"g3y":"gay",
"g4u":"good for you",
"g4y":"good for you",
"g8":"gate",
"g9":"good night",
"g@y":"gay",
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"gafi":"get away from it",
"gafl":"get a fucking life",
"gafm":"Get away from me",
"gagf":"go and get fucked",
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"gah":"gay ass homo",
"gai":"gay",
"gaj":"get a job",
"gal":"get a life",
"gamez":"illegally obtained games",
"gangsta":"gangster",
"gank":"kill",
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"gaw":"grandparents are watching",
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"gba":"game boy advance",
"gbioua":"Go blow it out your ass",
"gbnf":"Gone but not forgotten",
"gbtw":"go back to work",
"gbu":"god bless you",
"gby":"good bye",
"gcad":"get cancer and die",
"gcf":"Google Click Fraud",
"gd":"good",
"gd&r":"grins, ducks, and runs",
"gd4u":"Good For You",
"gday":"Good Day",
"gdby":"good bye",
"gded":"grounded",
"gdgd":"good good",
"gdi":"God damn it",
"gdiaf":"go die in a fire",
"gdih":"Go die in hell",
"gdilf":"Grandad I'd Like To fuck",
"gdmfpos":"god damn mother fucking piece of shit",
"gdr":"grinning, ducking, running",
"gemo":"gay emo",
"getcha":"get you",
"geto":"ghetto",
"gewd":"good",
"gey":"gay",
"gf":"girlfriend",
"gfad":"go fuck a duck",
"gfadh":"go fuck a dead horse",
"gfak":"go fly a kite",
"gfam":"Go fuck A Monkey",
"gfar2cu":"go find a rock to crawl under",
"gfas":"go fuck a sheep",
"gfd":"god fucking damnit",
"gfe":"Girl Friend experience",
"gfe2e":"grinning from ear to ear",
"gfg":"good fucking game",
"gfgi":"go fucking google it",
"gfi":"good fucking idea",
"gfj":"good fucking job",
"gfl":"grounded for life",
"gfo":"go fuck off",
"gfu":"go fuck yourself",
"gfurs":"go fuck yourself",
"gfus":"go fuck yourself",
"gfx":"graphics",
"gfy":"good for you",
"gfyd":"go fuck your dad",
"gfym":"go fuck your mom",
"gfys":"go fuck yourself",
"gg":"good game",
"gga":"good game all",
"ggal":"go get a life",
"ggf":"go get fucked",
"ggg":"Go, go, go!",
"ggi":"go google it",
"ggnore":"good game no rematch",
"ggp":"gotta go pee",
"ggpaw":"gotta go parents are watching",
"ggs":"good games",
"ggwp":"Good Game Well-Played",
"gh":"good half",
"ghei":"Gay",
"ghey":"gay",
"gigig":"get it got it good",
"gigo":"garbage in garbage out",
"gilf":"Grandma I'd like to fuck",
"gim":"google instant messanger",
"gimme":"give me",
"gimmie":"give me",
"gir":"google it retard",
"gis":"Google Image Search",
"gitar":"guitar",
"giv":"give",
"giyf":"google is your friend",
"gj":"good job",
"gjial":"go jump in a lake",
"gjp":"good job partner",
"gjsu":"god just shut up",
"gjt":"good job team",
"gky":"Go kill yourself",
"gkys":"Go kill yourself",
"gl":"good luck",
"gl hf":"good luck, have fun",
"gl&hf":"good luck and have fun",
"gla":"good luck all",
"glbt":"Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgenderd",
"glf":"group looking for",
"glhf":"good luck have fun",
"glln":"Got Laid Last Night",
"glnhf":"Good Luck and Have Fun",
"glty":"Good luck this year",
"glu":"girl like us",
"glu2":"good luck to you too",
"glux":"good luck",
"glwt":"good luck with that",
"gm":"good morning",
"gma":"grandma",
"gmab":"give me a break",
"gmabj":"give me a blowjob",
"gmafb":"give me a fucking break",
"gmao":"Giggling my ass off",
"gmfao":"Giggling My fucking ass Off",
"gmilf":"grandmother i'd like to fuck",
"gmod":"Global Moderator",
"gmta":"great minds think alike",
"gmtyt":"good morning to you too",
"gmv":"Got my vote",
"gmybs":"give me your best shot",
"gn":"good night",
"gn8":"good night",
"gnasd":"good night and sweet dreams",
"gndn":"Goes nowhere,does nothing",
"gnfpwlbn":"good news for people who love bad news",
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"gngbng":"gang bang",
"gnight":"good night",
"gnite":"good night",
"gnn":"get naked now",
"gno":"going to do",
"gnoc":"get naked on cam",
"gnos":"get naked on screen",
"gnr":"Guns n' roses",
"gnrn":"get naked right now",
"gnst":"goodnight sleep tight",
"gnstdltbbb":"good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite",
"goc":"get on camera",
"goi":"get over it",
"goia":"get over it already",
"goin":"going",
"gok":"God Only Knows",
"gokid":"got observers - keep it decent",
"gokw":"God Only Knows Why",
"gol":"giggle out loud",
"gomb":"get off my back",
"goml":"get out of my life",
"gona":"Gonna",
"gonna":"going to",
"good9":"goodnite",
"gooh":"get out of here!",
"goomh":"get out of my head",
"gork":"God only really knows",
"gosad":"go suck a dick",
"gotc":"get on the computer",
"gotcha":"got you",
"gotta":"got to",
"gow":"gears of war",
"goya":"Get Off Your ass",
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"gsi":"go suck it",
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"gtfh":"go to fucking hell",
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"gtgbb":"got to go bye bye",
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"gtgmmiloms":"got to go my mum is looking over my shoulder",
"gtgn":"got to go now",
"gtgp":"got to go pee",
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"gtgtpirio":"got to go the price is right is on",
"gtgtwn":"Got to go to work now",
"gth":"go to hell",
"gtha":"go the hell away",
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"gtho":"get the hell out",
"gthu":"grow the heck up",
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"gtm":"giggling to myself",
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"ht":"Heard Through",
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"htf":"how the fuck",
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"hthu":"Hurry the hell up",
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"ianabs":"I am not a brain surgeon",
"ianacl":"I am not a copyright lawyer",
"ianal":"I am not a lawyer",
"ianalb":"I am not a lawyer, but..",
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"iaw":"In Another Window",
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"iawy":"I agree with you",
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"ibbl":"I'll be back later",
"ibcd":"Idiot between chair & desk",
"ibs":"Internet bitch Slap",
"ibt":"I'll be there",
"ibtl":"In Before The Lock",
"ibw":"I'll be waiting",
"ic":"I see",
"icb":"I can't believe",
"icbi":"i can't believe it",
"icbiwoop":"I chuckled, but it was out of pity.",
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"icbu":"I can't believe you",
"icbyst":"i cant believe you said that",
"iccl":"I could care less",
"icgup":"I can give you pleasure",
"icic":"I See. I See",
"icp":"insane clown posse",
"icr":"I can't rememer",
"icsrg":"I can still reach Google",
"ictrn":"I can't talk right now",
"icty":"i can't tell you",
"icu":"i see you",
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"icup":"i see you pee",
"icw":"I care why?",
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"icwum":"I see what you mean",
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"idec":"I don't even care",
"idek":" I don't even know",
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"idfts":"I don't fucking think so",
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"idk":"I don't know",
"idkbibt":"I don't know but I've Been Told",
"idke":"I don't know ethier",
"idkh":"I don't know how",
"idkh2s":"i don't know how to spell",
"idkt":"I don't know that",
"idkw":"I don't know why",
"idkwiwdwu":"I don't know what I would do without you",
"idkwts":"I don't know what to say",
"idkwurta":"I don't know what you are talking about.",
"idkwym":"I don't know what you mean",
"idky":"I don't know you",
"idkyb":"i don't know why but",
"idkymb2":"I didn't know yoru mom blogs too",
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"idli":"I don't like it",
"idlu":"i don't like you",
"idly":"I don't like you",
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"idrk":"i don't really know",
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"idtis":"I don't think I should",
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"idts":"i don't think so",
"idunno":"i do not know",
"iduwym":"I don't understand what you mean.",
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"idw2n":"i don't want to know",
"idwk":"I don't wanna know",
"idwt":"i don't want to",
"idwtg":"I don't want to go",
"idyat":"idiot",
"iebkac":"issue exists between keyboard and chair",
"ietf":"internet engineering task force",
"iff":"if and only if",
"ifhu":"I fucking hate you",
"ifhy":"i fucking hate you",
"ifk":"I fucking know",
"iflu":"i fucking love you",
"ifthtb":"i find that hard to belive",
"ifttt":"if this then that",
"ifwis":"I forgot what I said",
"ig":"I guess",
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"igahp":"I've got a huge penis",
"igalboc":"I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts",
"igg":"i gotta go",
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"igs":"I guess so",
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"igu":"i give up",
"igyb":"I Got Your Back",
"ih":"it happens",
"ih2gp":"I have to go pee",
"ih2p":"i'll have to pass",
"ih8":"i hate",
"ih8evry1":"i hate everyone",
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"ih8p":"I hate parents",
"ih8tu":"i hate you",
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"ihac":"I have a customer",
"ihat3u":"I hate you",
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"ihml":"I hate my life",
"ihmp":"i hate my parents",
"ihnc":"i have no clue",
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"ihni":"i have no idea",
"iht":"I heard that",
"ihtfp":"I hate this fucking place",
"ihtgttbwijd":"I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.",
"ihtp":"I Have To Poop",
"ihtsm":"i hate this so much",
"ihtutbr":"I have to use the bathroom",
"ihu":"I hate you",
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"ihusm":"i hate you so much",
"ihy":"i hate you",
"ihya":"i hate you all",
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"iitywybmad":"if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?",
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"iiw2":"is it web 2.0?",
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"ijcomk":"i just came on my keyboard",
"ijdk":"I just don't know",
"ijdl":"I just died laughing",
"ijeomk":"I just ejaculated on my keybord",
"ijf":"i just farted",
"ijgl":"I just got laid",
"ijit":"idiot",
"ijk":"I'm Just kidding",
"ijp":"Internet job posting",
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"ijpms":"I just pissed myself",
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"ijs":"I'm just saying",
"ijsabomomcibstg":"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico",
"ik":"i know",
"iki":"i know it",
"ikic":"I know I can",
"ikm":"I know man",
"ikr":"I know really",
"ikt":"i knew that",
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"ikwum":"I know what you meant",
"ikwyl":"I know where you live",
"ikwym":"i know what you mean",
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"ili":"i love it",
"ilk2fku":"I would like to fuck you",
"ilml":"I Love My Life",
"ilms":"I love my self",
"ilotibinlirl":"I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life",
"ilshipmp":"I laughed so hard I peed my pants",
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"iltwymmf":"I love the way you make me feel",
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"ilul":"I love you loads",
"ilulafklc":"I love you like a fat kid loves cake.",
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"ilusm":"I love you So much",
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"iluvu":"i love you",
"iluvya":"i love you",
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"ily":"i love you",
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"ilyal":"I like you a lot",
"ilyb":"i love you bitch",
"ilybby":"i love you baby",
"ilybtid":"I Love You But Then I Don't",
"ilyf":"I'll Love You Forever",
"ilygsm":"i love you guys so much",
"ilykthnxbai":"i love you k thanks bye",
"ilyl":"i love you loads",
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"ilylabf":"I love you like a best friend",
"ilylafklc":"i love you like a fat kid loves cake",
"ilylas":"i love you like a sister",
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"ilymtyk":"i love you more than you know",
"ilymtylm":"i love you more than you love me",
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"ilysm":"i love you so much",
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"ilysmm":"i love you so much more",
"ilysmydek":"I Love You So Much You Don't Even Know",
"ilysvm":"i love you so very much",
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"ima":"I am a",
"imao":"in my arrogant opinion",
"imb":"I am back",
"imcdo":"in my conceited dogmatic opinion",
"imed":"instant messaged",
"imfao":"In My fucking Arrogant Opinion",
"imfo":"in my fucking opinion",
"imh":"I am here",
"imhbco":"In my humble but correct opinion",
"imhe":"in my humble experience",
"imho":"in my humble opinion",
"imm":"instant message me",
"imma":"I'm going to",
"imnerho":"In my not even remotely humble opinion",
"imnl":"I'm not laughing",
"imnshmfo":"In My Not So Humble Mother fucking Opinion",
"imnsho":"in my not so humble opinion",
"imo":"in my opinion",
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"imsry":"I am sorry",
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"imts":"I meant to say",
"imu":"i miss you",
"imusm":"I miss you so much",
"imvho":"in my very humble opinion",
"imwtk":"Inquiring minds want to know",
"imy":"I miss you",
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"imya":"i miss you already",
"imysfm":"i miss you so fucking much",
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"inh":"I need help",
"inho":"in my honest opinion",
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"init":"isn't it",
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"instakill":"instant kill",
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"inttwmf":"I am Not Typing This With My Fingers",
"invu":"I envy you",
"ioh":"I'm out of here",
"iois":"Indicators of Interest",
"iokiya":"it's ok if you are",
"iomw":"I'm on my way",
"ionno":"I don't know",
"iono":"I don't know",
"iotd":"image of the day",
"iou":"i owe you",
"iow":"in other words",
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"ioyk":"if only you knew",
"ip":"internet protocol",
"irc":"internet relay chat",
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"irdc":"I really don't care",
"irdgaf":"i really don't give a fuck",
"irdk":"I really don't know",
"irgtgbtw":"I've really got to get back to work",
"irhtgttbr":"I really have to go to the bathroom",
"irhy":"i really hate you",
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"is2g":"i swear to god",
"isb":"I'm so bored.",
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"isd":"internet slang dictionary",
"ise":"internal server error",
"isfly":"i so fucking love you",
"isg":"I speak geek",
"ishii":"i see how it is",
"isianmtu":"I swear I am not making this up",
"isj":"inside joke",
"iso":"In Search Of",
"isp":"internet service provider",
"iss":"im so sorry",
"istg":"i swear to god",
"istr":"I seem to remember",
"istwfn":"I stole this word from noslang.com",
"iswydt":"i see what you did there",
"ita":"I Totally Agree",
"itb":"in the butt",
"itc":"in that case",
"itd":"in the dark",
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"itk":"in the know",
"itn":"I think not",
"itt":"in this thread",
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"iucmd":"if you catch my drift",
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"iunno":"I don't know",
"iuno":"i dunno",
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"iw2f":"i want to fuck",
"iw2fu":"i want to fuck you",
"iw2mu":"I want to meet you",
"iwaa":"It was an accident",
"iwbrbl@r":"I will be right back later",
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"iwhi":"I would hit it",
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"iwjk":"i was just kidding",
"iwk":"I wouldn't know",
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"iwmy":"i will miss you",
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"iwsul8r":"I will see you later",
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"iwthswy":"i want to have sex with you",
"iwtk":"I Want to Know",
"iwtly":"i want to love you",
"iwu":"i want you",
"iwuwh":"i wish you were here",
"iwy":"i want you",
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"iwythmb":"i want you to have my baby",
"iya":"In your ass",
"iyam":"if you ask me",
"iyc":"if you can",
"iyd":"In Your Dreams",
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"iydmma":"if you don't mind me asking",
"iyf":"In your face",
"iyflg":"If You're Feeling Less Generous",
"iygm":"if you get me",
"iykwim":"if you know what I mean",
"iym":"I am your man",
"iyo":"in your opinion",
"iyq":"I like you",
"iyss":"if you say so",
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"j/j":"just joking",
"j/k":"just kidding",
"j/o":"jackoff",
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"j/s":"just saying",
"j/t":"just talking",
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"j2lyk":"just to let you know",
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"jas":"just a second",
"jb":"jailbait",
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"jc":"just curious",
"jcam":"just checking away message",
"jcath":"Just chilling at the house",
"jdfi":"Just fucking do it",
"jebus":"Jesus",
"jeomk":"Just ejaculated on my keyboard",
"jf":"just fooling",
"jfc":"Jesus fucking Christ",
"jfdi":"Just fucking Do It!",
"jff":"just for fun",
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"jfgi":"just fucking google it",
"jfi":"just forget it",
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"jfo":"just fuck off",
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"jg2h":"just go to hell",
"jgiyn":"Just google it you noob",
"jgtfooh":"just get the fuck out of here",
"jh":"Just hanging",
"jhm":"just hold me",
"jho":"just hanging out",
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"jml":"just my luck",
"jmo":"just my opinion",
"jms":"just making sure",
"jom":"just one minuite",
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"jtlyk":"just to let you know",
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"jtwiw":"just the way it was.",
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"juzt":"just",
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"kkk":"ku klux klan",
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"kmag":"kiss my ass goodbye",
"kmao":"kick my ass off",
"kmb":"kiss my butt",
"kmfa":"kiss my fucking ass",
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"kthnxbai":"Okay, thanks, bye",
"kthnxbye":"Okay, thanks, bye",
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"kthxbai":"ok thanks bye!",
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"kutgw":"Keep Up The good Work",
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"kyag":"Kiss Your ass Goodbye",
"kyfag":"kiss your fucking ass goodbye",
"kyfc":"keep your fingers crossed",
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"lmap":"leave me alone please",
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"lmbfwao":"laughing my big fat white ass off",
"lmbo":"laughing my butt off",
"lmcao":"laughing my crazy ass off",
"lmclao":"laughing my cute little ass off",
"lmd":"Lick My dick",
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"lmfbo":"laugh my fucking butt off",
"lmffao":"laughing my fucking fat ass off",
"lmffo":"Laughing my fucking face off",
"lmfho":"laughing my fucking head off",
"lmfo":"laughing my face off",
"lmfpo":"laughing my fucking pussy off",
"lmfr":"Lets Meet For Real",
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"lmg":"let me guess",
"lmgdao":"Laughing My God damn ass Off",
"lmgtfy":"Let me Google that for you",
"lmhao":"laughing my hairy ass off",
"lmho":"laughing my heiny off",
"lmip":"LETS MEET IN PERSON",
"lmirl":"Let's meet in real life",
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"lmkwc":"Let me know when clear",
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"lmmfaos":"laughing my mother fucking ass off silly",
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"lmmffao":"laughing my mother fucking fat ass off",
"lmo":"Leave Me One",
"lmoao":"Laughing my Other ass Off",
"lmp":"lick my pussy",
"lmpitw":"let me put it this way",
"lmpo":"laughing my panties off",
"lms":"leave me some",
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"lmso":"laughing my socks off",
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"lmto":"laughing my tits off",
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"lmty":"laughing more than you",
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"lolz":"laugh out loud",
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"loxxen":"laughing out loud",
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"lshmson":"laughing so hard milk shot out nose",
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"mbl8r":"Maybe Later",
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"mgiwjsdchmw":"my girlfriend is watching jeff so don't call her my wife",
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"mhh":"my head hurts",
"mhm":"Yes",
"mho":"My Humble Opinion",
"mia":"Missing In Action",
"mic":"microphone",
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"miwnlf":"mom I would not like to fuck.",
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"mlp":"my little pony",
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"mmas":"meet me after school",
"mmatc":"meet me around the corner",
"mmatp":"meet me at the park",
"mmbocmb":"message me back or comment me back",
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"mmiw":"my mom is watching",
"mmk":"umm, ok",
"mml":"making me laugh",
"mml8r":"meet me later",
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"mnm":"eminem",
"mnt":"More next time",
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"moh":"Medal Of Honor",
"mohaa":"Medal of Honor Allied Assult",
"mol":"more or less",
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"mor":"more",
"morf":"male or female",
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"mos":"mom over shoulder",
"moss":"member of same sex",
"motarded":"more retarded",
"motd":"message of the day",
"motos":"member of the opposite sex",
"mpaw":"my parents are watching",
"mpbis":"most popular boy in school",
"mpd":"Multiple Personality Disorder",
"mpgis":"most popular girl in school",
"mph":"miles per hour",
"mpih":"my penis is hard",
"mpty":"more power to you",
"mrau":"message received and understood",
"msf":"male seeking female",
"msg":"message",
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"msibo":"my side is busting open",
"msie":"microsoft's internet explorer",
"msm":"main stream media",
"msmd":"monkey see - monkey do",
"msngr":"messenger",
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"msv":"Microsoft Vista",
"mtc":"more to come",
"mtf":"More to Follow",
"mtfbwu":"may the force be with you",
"mtfbwy":"May the Force be with you",
"mtg":"Meeting",
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"mthrfkr":"mother fucker",
"mtl":"more than likely",
"mtr":"matter",
"mtrfkr":"motherfucker",
"mty":"empty",
"mu":"miss you",
"mudda":"mother",
"mul":"miss you lots",
"musiq":"music",
"musm":"Miss You So Much",
"mutha":"mother",
"muve":"multi-user virtual environment",
"muvva":"mother",
"muzik":"music",
"mw2":"modern warfare 2",
"mw3":"Modern Warfare 3",
"mwah":"kiss",
"mwf":"Married White Female",
"mwm":"married white man",
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"myaly":"miss you and love you",
"myfb":"mind your fucking business",
"myke":"man-dyke",
"myn":"mine",
"myob":"mind your own business",
"myodb":"mind your own damn business",
"myofb":"mind your own fucking business",
"mypl":"my young padawan learner",
"mysm":"Miss you so much",
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"n":"and",
"n e":"any",
"n/a":"not applicable",
"n/a/s/l":"name, age, sex location",
"n/c":"no comment",
"n/m":"nevermind",
"n/n":"nickname",
"n/o":"no offense",
"n/r":"No replys",
"n/t":"no text",
"n00b":"newbie",
"n00bs":"newbies",
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"n00s":"news",
"n1":"nice one",
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"n1994":"african american",
"n2":"into",
"n2b":"not too bad",
"n2bb":"nice to be back",
"n2bm":"Not to be mean",
"n2br":"not to be rude",
"n2g":"Not too good",
"n2m":"not too much",
"n2mh":"not too much here",
"n2mhbu":"not too much how about you?",
"n2mhjc":"not too much here just chillin",
"n2mu":"not too much, you?",
"n2n":"need to know",
"n2p":"need to pee",
"n64":"Nintendo 64",
"n8v":"native",
"na":"not applicable",
"na4w":"not appropriate for work",
"naa":"not at all",
"nade":"grenade",
"nafc":"Not Appropriate for Children",
"nafkam":"Not Away From Keyboard Any More",
"naft":"Not A fucking Thing",
"nafta":"North American Free Trade Agreement",
"nah":"no",
"namh":"not at my house",
"nao":"Not As Often",
"natch":"naturally",
"natm":"not at the minute",
"naw":"no",
"naw-t":"Naughty",
"nawidt":"never again will i do that",
"nawt":"not",
"naww":"no",
"nayl":"in a while",
"nb":"not bad",
"nb,p":"nothing bad, parents",
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"nbd":"no big deal",
"nbdy":"nobody",
"nbf":"never been fucked",
"nc":"not cool",
"ncaa":"National Collegiate Athletic Association",
"ncs":"no crap sherlock",
"nd":"and",
"ndit":"No details in thread",
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"nds":"Nintendo DS",
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"nemore":"Anymore",
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"nething":"anything",
"neva":"never",
"nevah":"never",
"nevar":"Never",
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"nevr":"never",
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"neway":"anyway",
"neways":"anyways",
"newayz":"anyways",
"newb":"someone who is new",
"newbie":"new player",
"newez":"anyways",
"nf":"not funny",
"nfbsk":"not for british school kids",
"nfc":"no fucking clue",
"nfd":"no fucking deal",
"nff":"not fucking fair",
"nfi":"no fucking idea",
"nfr":"not for real",
"nfs":"not for sale",
"nft":"no further text",
"nfw":"no fucking way",
"ng":"nice game",
"ngaf":"nobody gives a fuck",
"ngl":"Not Gonna Lie",
"nh":"nice hand",
"nhatm":"not here at the moment",
"ni":"no idea",
"ni994":"nigga",
"nib":"new in box",
"nic":"Network Interface Card",
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"nifok":"naked in front of keyboard",
"nigysob":"now I've got you son of a bitch",
"nimby":"not in my backyard",
"nin":"no its not",
"nip":"nothing in particular",
"nips":"nipples",
"nite":"night",
"nitfm":"not in the fucking mood",
"nitm":"Not in the mood",
"niwdi":"no I won't do it",
"nizzle":"nigger",
"nj":"Nice job",
"njoy":"enjoy",
"njp":"nice job partner",
"nk":"no kidding",
"nkd":"Naked",
"nkt":"never knew that",
"nld":"nice lay down",
"nm":"not much",
"nm u":"not much, you",
"nmbr":"number",
"nme":"enemy",
"nmf":"not my fault",
"nmfp":"not my fucking problem",
"nmh":"not much here",
"nmhau":"nothing much how about you",
"nmhbu":"nothing much how about you",
"nmhm":"nothing much here, man",
"nmhu":"nothing much here, you?",
"nmhwby":"nothing much here what about you",
"nmjb":"nothing much just bored",
"nmjc":"not much, just chillin'",
"nmjch":"Nothing Much Just Chilling",
"nmjcu":"nothing much, just chilling, you?",
"nmjdhw":"nothing much just doing homework",
"nmjfa":"nothing much, just fucking around",
"nmnhnlm":"no money, no honey, nobody loves me",
"nmp":"Not My Problem",
"nmu":"nothing much, you",
"nmw":"no matter what",
"nmwh":"no matter what happens",
"nn":"good night",
"nn2r":"no need to respond",
"nnaa":"no not at all",
"nnfaa":"no need for an apology",
"nnr":"no not really",
"nntr":"no need to reply",
"nntst":"no need to say thanks",
"no pro":"no problem",
"no1":"no one",
"noaa":"National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration",
"noc":"naked on camera",
"noe":"know",
"noes":"no",
"nofi":"No Flame Intended",
"nolm":"No one loves me",
"nomw":"not on my watch",
"noob":"someone who is new",
"noobie":"new person",
"nooblet":"new player",
"noobz0r":"newbie",
"noodz":"nude pictures",
"nookie":"sex",
"nop":"normal operating procedure",
"norc":"No one really cares",
"NORWICH":"knickers off ready when I come home",
"notin":"nothing",
"noty":"no thank you",
"noub":"none of your business",
"nowai":"No way",
"nowin":"knowing",
"noyb":"none of your business",
"noygdb":"none of your god damn business",
"np":"no problem",
"np4np":"naked pic for naked pic",
"npa":"not paying attention",
"npc":"Non-playable character",
"npe":"nope",
"npgf":"no problem girl friend",
"nph":"no problem here",
"npi":"no pun intended",
"npnt":"no picture, no talk",
"nps":"No Problems",
"nq":"Thank you",
"nqa":"no questions asked",
"nr":" no reserve",
"nr4u":"not right for you",
"nrg":"energy",
"nrn":"No Response Necessary",
"ns":"nice",
"nsa":"No Strings Attached",
"nsas":"No Strings Attached Sex",
"nsfmf":"not so fast my friend",
"nsfu":"no sex for you",
"nsfw":"not safe for work",
"nss":"no shit sherlock",
"nst":"no school today",
"nstaafl":"No Such Thing As a Free Lunch",
"nt":"nice try",
"ntb":"not to bad",
"ntbn":"no text-back needed",
"nthg":"nothing",
"nthin":"nothing",
"nthn":"nothing",
"ntigaf":"not that i give a fuck",
"ntk":"Need to know",
"ntkb":"need to know basis",
"ntm":"not to much",
"ntmk":"Not to my knowledge",
"ntmu":"nice to meet you",
"ntmy":"nice to meet you",
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"ntrly":"Not Really",
"nts":"note to self",
"ntstt":"not safe to talk",
"ntt":"need to talk",
"ntta":"nothing to talk about",
"nttawwt":"Not that there is anything wrong with that",
"nttiawwt":"Not that there is anything wrong with that.",
"ntty":"nice talking to you",
"ntw":"not to worry",
"ntxt":"no text",
"nty":"no thank you",
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"nub":"inexperienced person",
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"nuffin":"nothing",
"nufin":"nothing",
"nutin":"nothing",
"nuttin":"nothing",
"nv":"envy",
"nvm":"never mind",
"nvmd":"nevermind",
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"nvmt":"nevermind that",
"nvr":"never",
"nvrm":"Nevermind",
"nvrmnd":"never mind",
"nw":"no way",
"nwb":"a new person",
"nwih":"no way in hell",
"nwj":"No Way Jose",
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"nwrus":"no way are your serious",
"nws":"not work safe",
"nwtf":"now what the fuck",
"nwy":"no way",
"nxt":"next",
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"nyc":"New York City",
"nyf":"not your fault",
"nyp":"not your problem",
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"o":"Oh",
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"oar":"on a roll",
"oaw":"on a website",
"obgjfioyo":"old but good job finding it on your own",
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"obo":"or best offer",
"obtw":"oh, by the way",
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"occ":"Occupation",
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"ocgg":"Oh Crap, gotta go",
"od":"over dose",
"oday":"software illegally obtained before it was released",
"odg":"oh dear God",
"odtaa":"one damn thing after another",
"oe":"or else",
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"ofc":"of course",
"ofcol":"oh for crying out loud",
"ofn":"Old fucking News",
"oftc":"out for the count",
"oftn":"often",
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"ofwg":"old fat white guys",
"og":"original gangster",
"ogw":"oh guess what",
"oh noes":"oh shit!",
"oh noez":"Oh no!",
"ohic":"oh I see",
"ohn":"oh hell no",
"ohnoez":"Oh no",
"ohy":"oh hell yeah",
"oibmpc":"oops I broke my computer",
"oic":"oh, I see",
"oicic":"oh i see i see",
"oicu":"oh, i see you!",
"oicwydt":"oh, i see what you did there",
"oidia":"oops i did it again",
"oink":"Oh I Never Knew",
"oiyd":"Only In Your Dreams",
"oj":"orange juice",
"ojsu":"Oh, just shut up!",
"ok":"okay",
"oll":"online love",
"olpc":"One Laptop Per Child",
"omdg":"oh my dear god",
"omdz":"Oh My Days",
"omfd":"oh my fucking days",
"omfg":"oh my fucking god",
"omfgn":"Oh my fucking god noob",
"omfgsh":"Oh My fucking Gosh",
"omfj":"oh my fucking jesus",
"omfl":"oh my fucking internet connection is slow",
"omfsm":"Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster",
"omfwtg":"Oh My fuck What The God?",
"omg":"oh my God",
"omg's":"oh my god's",
"omgd":"Oh my gosh dude",
"omgf":"oh my god...fuck!",
"omgg":"Oh my gosh girl",
"omgicfbi":"Oh my god I can't fucking believe it",
"omgih":"Oh My God In Heaven",
"omgihv2p":"oh my god i have to pee",
"omginbd":"Oh my God, It's no big deal",
"omgn":"oh my goodness",
"omgny":"oh my god no way",
"omgosh":"Oh my gosh",
"omgroflmao":"oh my god roll on the floor laughing my ass off",
"omgsh":"oh my gosh",
"omgty":"Oh my god thank you",
"omgukk":"oh my god you killed kenny",
"omgwtf":"on my God, what the fuck",
"OMGWTFBBQ":"oh my God, what the fuck",
"omgwtfhax":"Oh My God What The fuck, Hacks!",
"omgwtfit":"Oh my God, what the fuck is that",
"OMGWTFNIPPLES":"on my God, what the fuck",
"omgyg2bk":"oh my god you got to be kidding",
"omgykkyb":"oh my god you killed kenny you bastards",
"omgz":"oh my God",
"omgzors":"oh my god",
"omhg":"oh my hell god",
"omj":"oh my jesus",
"ommfg":"oh my mother fucking god",
"omt":"one more time",
"omw":"on my way",
"omwh":"on my way home",
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"omy":"oh my!",
"onoez":"oh no",
"onoz":"oh no",
"onud":"oh no you didn't",
"onyd":"oh no you didn't",
"oob":"out of buisness",
"oobl":"out of breath laughing",
"ooc":"out of character",
"oohm":"out of his/her mind",
"oom":"Out of mana",
"oomf":"One of my followers",
"oomm":"out of my mind",
"ooo":"out of the office",
"ootb":"out of the blue",
"ootd":"outfit of the day",
"oow":"On our way",
"ooym":"out of your mind",
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"orgy":"orgasm",
"orlsx":"oral sex",
"orly":"oh really?",
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"os":"operating system",
"osbutctt":"only sad bastards use this crappy text talk",
"osd":"On Screen Display",
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"oslt":"or something like that",
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"otc":"off the chain",
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"ott":"over the top",
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"ownzer":"one who makes others look bad",
"ownzorz":"Owned.",
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"oww":"Oops, wrong window",
"oyfe":"Open Your fucking Eyes",
"oyid":"oh yes i did",
"oyo":"on your own",
"oyr":"Oh Yeah Right",
"p-nis":"penis",
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"p.o.s.":"parent over shoulder",
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"p/w":"password",
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"p0wn":"make to look bad",
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"p3n0r":"penis",
"p3n15":"penis",
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"pae":"Pimpin aint easy",
"pag":"Parents Are Gone",
"pah":"parents at home",
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"pas":"parent at side",
"pasii":"put a sock in it",
"patd":"Panic At The Disco",
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"pbcakb":"problem between chair and keyboard",
"pbj":"peanut butter and jelly",
"pbjt":"peanut butter jelly time",
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"pbm":"parent behind me",
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"pcent":"percent",
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"pco":"please come over",
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"pdq":"pretty damn quick",
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"pearoast":"repost",
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"pebmac":"Problem Exist Between monitor and chair",
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"pen15":"penis",
"penor":"penis",
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"perv":"pervert",
"pewp":"poop",
"pex":"Please explain?",
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"pf":"profile",
"pfa":"Please Find Attached",
"pfm":"Please forgive me",
"pfo":"please fuck off",
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"pfy":"pimply faced youth",
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"ph34r":"fear",
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"phat":"pretty hot and tasty",
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"phear":"fear",
"phlr":"peace hugs love respect",
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"phreaker":"phone hacker",
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"pimha":"Pain in my hairy ass",
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"pitfa":"Pain In The fucking ass",
"pitr":"parent in the room",
"pitrtul":"parents in the room text you later",
"piw":"Parent is watching",
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"pking":"player killing",
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"platcs":"parent looking at the computer screen",
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"pleez":"please",
"pleeze":"please",
"pleze":"please",
"pliz":"please",
"plma":"please leave me alone",
"plmk":"please let me know",
"plocks":"please",
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"plomb":"parents looking over my back",
"ploms":"parent looking over my shoulder",
"plos":"Parents Looking Over Shoulder",
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"ploxxorz":"please",
"pls":"please",
"plse":"please",
"plx":"please/thanks",
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"plzthx":"please? Thanks",
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"pmg":"oh my God",
"pmita":"pound me in the ass",
"pmitap":"pound me in the ass prison",
"pml":"pissing myself laughing",
"pmo":"pissing me off",
"pmp":"pissing my pants",
"pmpl":"piss my pants laughing",
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"pmsl":"piss my self laughing",
"pmt":"pretty much this",
"pnbf":"Potential new boy friend",
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"pnus":"penis",
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"pob":"parent over back",
"poc":"Piece of crap",
"poed":"pissed off",
"poets":"piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday",
"poi":"point of interest",
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"pol":"parent over looking",
"poms":"parent over my shoulder",
"poo":"poop",
"poontang":"female genitalia",
"pooter":"Computer",
"popo":"police",
"poq":"Piss Off Quick",
"pos":"Parent Over Shoulder",
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"posmbri":"parent over shoulder might be reading it",
"potc":"pirates of the caribbean",
"pots":"Plain Old Telephone Service",
"pov":"point of view",
"pow":"prisoner of war",
"pp":"pee pee",
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"pplz":"people",
"ppor":"post proof or recant",
"ppppppp":"Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance",
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"pr0n":"porn",
"pr0nz":"porn",
"prblm":"Problem",
"prd":"period",
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"prego":"Pregnant",
"prfct":"perfect",
"prn":"porn",
"prncpl":"principal",
"prncss":"princess",
"prnoscrn":"porn on screen",
"pro":"professional",
"prob":"problem",
"probly":"probably",
"probz":"probably",
"prod":"product",
"prolly":"Probably",
"prollz":"probably",
"promos":"promotions",
"pron":"porn",
"proxie":"proxy",
"prp":"please reply",
"prsn":"person",
"prty":"party",
"prv":"private",
"prvrt":"pervert",
"prw":"parents are watching",
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"ps2":"Play Station 2",
"ps3":"Play Station 3",
"psa":"Public Service Announcement",
"psbms":"parent standing by my side",
"psn":"playstation netwok",
"psos":"parent standing over sholder",
"psp":"playstation portable",
"pssy":"pussy",
"pst":"please send tell",
"pt33n":"preteen",
"ptbb":"pass the barf bag",
"ptfo":"passed the fuck out",
"pthc":"preteen hardcore",
"ptl":"Praise the Lord",
"pto":"Personal Time Off",
"ptw":"play to win",
"puh-leaze":"Please",
"purty":"pretty",
"puter":"Computer",
"pvp":"player versus player",
"pvt":"pervert",
"pw":"parent watching",
"pwb":"pussy whipped bitch",
"pwcb":"parents watching close by",
"pwd":"password",
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"pwn3r":"owner",
"pwnage":"Ownage",
"pwnd":"owned",
"pwned":"made to look bad",
"pwner":"owner",
"pwnr":"owner",
"pwnt":"owned",
"pwnz":"owns",
"pwnzor":"owner",
"pwob":"Parent watching over back",
"pwoms":"parent watching over my shoulder",
"pwor":"power",
"pwos":"parent was over sholder",
"pww":"parents were watching",
"pxr":"punk rocker",
"pydim":"put your dick in me",
"pyfco":"put your freaking clothes on",
"pyt":"pretty young thing",
"pz":"peace",
"pzled":"puzzled",
"p^s":"parent over shoulder",
"q2c":"quick to climax",
"q33r":"Queer",
"q4u":"question for you",
"qed":"I've made my Point",
"qfe":"quoted for emphasis",
"qfmft":"quoted for motherfucking truth",
"qft":"quoted for truth",
"qft&gj":"quoted for truth and great justice",
"ql":"cool",
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"qna":"question and answer",
"qool":"cool",
"qoolz":"cool",
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"qotsa":"queens of the stone age",
"qoty":"quote of the year",
"qpr":"quite pathetic really",
"qpwd":"quit posting while drunk",
"qq":"crying eyes",
"qt":"cutie",
"qt3.14":"cutie pie",
"qte":"cutie",
"qtpi":"cutie pie",
"Irdfc":"I really don't fucking care",
"r":"are",
"r-tard":"retard",
"r.i.p":"Rest in peace",
"r.i.p.":"rest in peace",
"r0x0rz":"rocks",
"r2f":"Ready To fuck",
"r8":"rate",
"r8p":"rape",
"r8pist":"rapist",
"r8t":"rate",
"ra2":"red alert 2 (game)",
"ra3":"Red Alert 3 (game)",
"raoflmao":"rolling around on floor laughing my ass off",
"rawk":"Rock",
"rawks":"rocks",
"rawr":"roar",
"rb@u":"right back at you",
"rbau":"right back at you",
"rbay":"right back at you",
"rbm":"right behind me",
"rbtl":"Read between the lines",
"rbty":"right back to you",
"rcks":"Rocks",
"rcsa":"right click save as",
"rcvd":"received",
"rdy":"ready",
"re":"reply",
"re/rehi":"hello again",
"reefer":"marijuana",
"refl":"rolling on the floor laughing",
"rehi":"hello again",
"rele":"really",
"rents":"parents",
"rentz":"parents",
"rep":"to represent",
"reppin":"representing",
"retrotextual":"One who is using out of date words and abbreviations while texting.",
"rff":"really fucking funny",
"rflmao":"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off",
"rfn":"right fucking now",
"rgr":"roger",
"rhcp":"red hot chilli peppers",
"rhgir":"really hot guy in room",
"rhs":"right hand side",
"ricl":"rolling in chair laughing",
"rifk":"rolling on the floor laughing",
"rihad":"Rot In Hell And Die",
"rino":"republican in name only",
"rite":"right",
"ritjive":"non virgin",
"rjct":"reject",
"rl":"real life",
"rlbf":"Real Life Boy Friend",
"rlf":"Real Life Friend",
"rlg":"really loud giggle",
"rlgf":"Real Life Girl Friend",
"rlly":"really",
"rln":"real life name",
"rly":"really",
"rlz":"rules",
"rlze":"realize",
"rm":"room",
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"rme":"rolling my eyes",
"rmr":"remember",
"rmso":"Rock My socks off",
"rn":"Right now",
"rnt":"aren't",
"ro":"rock out",
"rockr":"rocker",
"rodger":"affirmative",
"rofalol":"roll on the floor and laugh out loud",
"rofc":"Rolling On Floor Crying",
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"rofflecake":"rolling on the floor laughing",
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"roffles":"rolling on floor laughing",
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"rofl":"rolling on the floor laughing",
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"roflao":"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off",
"roflastc":"Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat",
"roflcopter":"Rolling on the floor laughing",
"roflcopters":"rolling on the floor laughing, VERY funny.",
"roflkmd":"rolling on the floor laughing kicking my dog",
"rofllh":"rolling on the floor laughing like hell",
"roflmao":"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off",
"roflmaoapimp":"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and peeing in my pants",
"roflmaool":"Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud",
"roflmaopmp":"rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, pissing my pants",
"roflmaouts":"Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off unable to speak",
"roflmaowpimp":"rolling on floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants",
"roflmbfao":"Rolling On Floor Laughing My Big Fat ass Off",
"roflmbo":"rolling on floor laughing my butt off",
"roflmfao":"rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off",
"roflmfaopimp":"rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off pissing in my pants",
"roflmfaopmp":"rolling on flor laughing my fucking ass of peeing my pants",
"roflmgao":"rolling on the floor laughing my gay ass off",
"roflmgdao":"rolling on the floor laughing my god damn ass off",
"roflmgdmfao":"roling on floor laughing my god damn mother fucking ass off",
"roflmgo":"Rolling On Floor Laughing My Guts Out",
"roflmho":"Rolling on the floor laughing my head off",
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"roflmmfao":"rolling on the floor laughing my mother fucking ass off",
"roflol":"rolling on floor laughing out loud",
"roflolbag":"Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting A Gut",
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"roflpmp":"rolling on the floor laughing peeing my pants",
"roflwtime":"Rolling on the Floor laughing with tears in my eyes",
"rofpml":"rolling on the floor pissing myself laughing",
"rofwl":"Rolling on the floor while laughing",
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"roglmfao":"rolling on ground laughing my fucking ass off",
"roi":"Return On Investment",
"roids":"steroids",
"roj":"affirmative",
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"rolmao":"Rolling Over Laughing My ass Off",
"rolmfao":"rolling over laughing my fucking ass off",
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"rong":"wrong",
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"ror":"raughing out roud",
"rotf":"rolling on the floor",
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"rotfflmfao":"rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off",
"rotfl":"rolling on the floor laughing",
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"rotflmao":"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off",
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"rotflmaool":"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud",
"rotflmaostc":"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat",
"rotflmbo":"rolling on the floor laughing my butt off",
"rotflmfao":"rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off",
"rotflmfaopimp":"rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my pants",
"rotflmfaopmp":"rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pissin my pants",
"rotflmfho":"rolling on the floor laughing my fucking head off",
"rotflmho":"rolling on the floor laughing my head off",
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"rotflol":"rolling on the floor laughing out loud",
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"rotg":"rolling on the ground",
"rotgl":"roll on the ground laughing",
"rotglmao":"rolling on the ground laughing my ass off",
"rotw":"rest of the world",
"rowyco":"rock out with your cock out",
"rox":"rocks",
"roxor":"rock",
"roxorz":"rocks",
"roxxor":"rock",
"rp":"roleplay",
"rpg":"role playing game",
"rpita":"royal pain in the ass",
"rplbk":"reply back",
"rpo":"royally pissed off",
"rq":"real quick",
"rr":"rest room",
"rrb":"restroom break",
"rsn":"real soon now",
"rsp":"respawn",
"rspct":"respect",
"rsps":"Runescape Private Server",
"rta":"read the article",
"rtard":"retard",
"rtbq":"Read The Blinking Question",
"rtf":"return the favor",
"rtfa":"read the fucking article",
"rtffp":"Read the fucking front page",
"rtfm":"read the fucking manual",
"rtfmfm":"read the fucking manual fucking moron",
"rtfmm":"read the fucking manual moron",
"rtfms":"Read The fucking Manual Stupid",
"rtfp":"read the fucking post",
"rtfq":"Read The fucking Question",
"rtfs":"read the fucking summary",
"rtfu":"Ready the fuck up",
"rtg":"ready to go",
"rtl":"report the loss",
"rtm":"read the manual",
"rtr":"Read the Rules",
"rtry":"retry",
"rts":"Real-time strategy",
"ru":"are you",
"ru18":"are you 18",
"rua":"are you alone",
"ruabog":"are you a boy or girl",
"ruagoab":"are you a girl or a boy",
"rubz2nt":"are you busy tonight",
"rufkm":"are you fucking kidding me",
"rugay":"are you gay",
"rugta":"are you going to answer",
"ruh":"are you horny",
"ruk":"are you ok?",
"rukm":"are you kidding me",
"rul8":"Are you late",
"rumf":"Are you male or female",
"ruok":"are you ok?",
"rur":"are you ready",
"rut":"are you there",
"ruwm":"are you watching me",
"rwb":"Rich White bitch",
"rys":"are you single",
"ryt":"right",
"ryte":"right",
"*s*":"smile",
"psl":"Pumpkin Spice Latte",
"s'ok":"it's okay",
"s'pose":"suppose",
"s'up":"what is up",
"s.i.n.g.l.e":"Stay intoxicated nightly, get laid everyday.",
"s.i.t.":"stay in touch",
"s.o.a.b.":"son of a bitch",
"s.o.b.":"son of a bitch",
"s.w.a.k.":"sealed with a kiss",
"s/b":"should be",
"s2a":"sent to all",
"s2bu":"Sucks to be you",
"s2g":"swear to god",
"s2r":"send to receive",
"s2u":"same to you",
"s2us":"Speak to you soon",
"s3x":"Sex.",
"s4se":"Sight For Sore Eyes",
"s8ter":"skater",
"sab":"slap a bitch",
"safm":"stay away from me",
"sagn":"Spelling and Grammar Nazi",
"sah":"sexy as hell",
"sahm":"stay at home mom",
"sase":"self addressed stamped envelope",
"sbc":"sorry bout caps",
"sbcg4ap":"strongbads cool game for attractive people",
"sbd":"silent but deadly",
"sblai":"stop babbaling like an idiot",
"sbrd":"so bored",
"sbs":"such bull shit",
"sbt":"sorry bout that",
"scnr":"sorry, I couldn't resist",
"scool":"school",
"scrilla":"money",
"scrt":"secret",
"scurred":"scared",
"sd":"suck dick",
"sde":"software defined environment",
"sdf^":"shut da fuck up",
"sdk":"Software Development Kit",
"sdlc":"Software Development Life Cycle",
"sec":"second",
"secks":"sex",
"secksea":"Sexy",
"secksy":"sexy",
"sed":"said",
"see through your eyes":"stye",
"seg":"shit Eatin Grin",
"seks":"sex",
"sellin":"selling",
"seo":"Search Engine Optimization",
"serp":"search engine results page",
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"sexe":"sexy",
"sexi":"Sexy",
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"sexilicious":"Very Sexy",
"sexx0rz":"sex",
"sez":"says",
"sfam":"Sister from another mother",
"sfe":"safe",
"sfh":"So fucking Hot",
"sfipmp":"so funny I peed my pants",
"sfm":"so fucking much",
"sfr":"so fucking random",
"sfs":"so fucking stupid",
"sfsg":"So far so good",
"sftbc":"Sorry for the broad cast",
"sfu":"shut the fuck up",
"sfw":"safe for work",
"sfwuz":"safe for work until zoomed",
"sfy":"speak for yourself",
"sg":"so good",
"sgb":"straight/gay/bisexual",
"sgbadq":"Search google before asking dumb questions",
"sgi":"Still got it",
"sgtm":"slightly gigling to myself",
"sh":"shit happens",
"shag":"fuck",
"shawty":"girl",
"shd":"should",
"shexi":"sexy",
"shexy":"sexy",
"shiat":"shit",
"shiet":"shit",
"shite":"shit",
"shiz":"shit",
"shizit":"shit",
"shiznat":"shit",
"shiznit":"shit",
"shizz":"shit",
"shizzle":"shit",
"shld":"should",
"shmexy":"sexy",
"shmily":"see how much i love you",
"sho":"sure",
"sho'nuff":"sure enough",
"showin":"showing",
"shrn":"so hot right now",
"sht":"shit",
"shtf":"shit hits the fan",
"shud":"should",
"shuddup":"Shut Up",
"shup":"shut up",
"shure":"sure",
"shut^":"shut Up",
"shwr":"shower",
"shyat":"shit",
"shyt":"shit",
"siao":"school is almost over",
"sibir":"sibling in room",
"sic":"said in context",
"sicl":"sitting in chair laughing",
"sif":"as if",
"sifn't":"as if not",
"sig":"Signature",
"siggy":"Signature",
"silf":"Sister I'd Like To fuck",
"simcl":"sitting in my chair laughing",
"simclmao":"sitting in my chair laughing my ass off",
"siol":"Shout It Out Loud",
"sis":"sister",
"sista":"Sister",
"sitb":"sex in the but",
"sitd":"Still in the dark",
"sitmf":"say it to my face",
"siu":"suck it up",
"siuya":" shove it up your ass",
"sk":"spawn kill",
"sk8":"skate",
"sk8er":"skater",
"sk8ing":"Skating",
"sk8r":"skater",
"sk8ter":"skater",
"sk8tr":"skater",
"skb":"should know better",
"sked":"schedule",
"skeet":"ejaculate",
"skewl":"school",
"skhool":"school",
"skillz":"skills",
"skl":"School",
"skool":"school",
"skoul":"school",
"sktr":"skater",
"skwl":"school",
"sl4n":"so long for now",
"sleepin":"sleeping",
"sleepn":"sleeping",
"slf":"sexy little fuck",
"slgb":"Straight/Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual",
"slng":"slang",
"slo":"slow",
"slore":"shitty whore",
"slos":"someone looking over shoulder",
"slp":"sleep",
"slt":"something like that",
"sl^t":"shit",
"sm":"social media",
"sm1":"someone",
"smb":"see my blog",
"smbd":"suck my big dick",
"smbt":"Suck my big toe",
"smc":"suck my cock",
"smd":"suck my dick",
"smdb":"suck my dick bitch",
"smdvq":"suck my dick quickly",
"smeg":"fuck",
"smexy":"sexy",
"smf":"stupid motherfucker",
"smfd":"suck my fucking dick",
"smfpos":"stupid mother fucking piece of shit",
"smh":"shaking my head",
"smhb":"suck my hairy balls",
"smhid":"shaking my head in disgust",
"smho":"Screaming My Head Off",
"smithwaws":"Smack me in the head with a wooden spoon",
"smofo":"stupid mother fucker",
"smst":"somebody missed snack time",
"smt":"suck my tits",
"smthin":"something",
"smthng":"something",
"smtm":"sometime",
"smto":"Sticking My Tongue Out",
"smtoay":"Sticking my tongue out at you",
"sn":"screen name",
"snafu":"situation normal all fucked up",
"snafubar":"Situation Normal All fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition",
"snes":"Super Nintendo Entertainment System",
"snew":"what's new",
"snf":"so not fair",
"snl":"Saturday Night Live",
"snm":"say no more",
"snog":"kiss",
"snogged":"kissed",
"soa":"service oriented architecture",
"soab":"son of a btch",
"soad":"system of a down",
"soafb":"son of a fucking bitch",
"sob":"son of a bitch",
"sobs":"same, old, boring shit",
"soc":"Same old crap",
"soe":"service oriented enterprise",
"sof":"smile on face",
"sofas":"stepping out for a smoke",
"sofs":"same old fucking shit",
"soi":"service oriented infrastructure",
"sok":"It's ok",
"sokay":"it's okay",
"sol":"shit outta luck",
"som'm":"something",
"som1":"someone",
"somadn":"sitting on my ass doing nothing",
"some1":"someone",
"soml":"story of my life",
"soo":"So",
"soobs":"saggy boobs",
"sool":"shit out of luck",
"sop":"same old place",
"sorg":"Straight or Gay",
"sorreh":"sorry",
"sorta":"sort of",
"sos":"same old shit",
"sosdd":"same old shit, different day",
"sosg":"spouse over shoulder gone",
"sot":"suck on this",
"sotc":"stupid off topic crap",
"sotr":"sex on the road",
"sowi":"sorry",
"sowwy":"sorry",
"soz":"sorry",
"spk":"speak",
"spk2ul8r":"Speak to you later",
"sploits":"exploits",
"sploitz":"exploits",
"spos":"stupid peace of shit",
"sprm":"sperm",
"sqtm":"snickering quietly to myself",
"srch":"search",
"srly":"seriously",
"sroucks":"that's cool, but it still sucks",
"srry":"sorry",
"srs":"serious",
"srsly":"seriously",
"srvis":"Service",
"sry":"sorry",
"srynd2g":"sorry need to go",
"srzly":"seriously",
"ss":"screenshot",
"ss4l":"smoking sista for life",
"ssdd":"same shit, different day",
"ssdp":"same shit different pile",
"ssia":"subject says it all",
"ssl":"secure sockets layer",
"ssob":"stupid sons of bitches",
"ssry":"so sorry",
"sssd":"Same shit Same Day",
"st":"Stop That",
"st1":"stoned",
"st8":"state",
"stb":"soon to be",
"stbm":"sucks to be me",
"stbx":"soon to be ex",
"stby":"sucks to be you",
"std":"sexually transmitted disease",
"steamloller":"Laughing. Alot.",
"stfd":"sit the fuck down",
"stff":"stuff",
"stfm":"search the fucking manual",
"stfng":"search the fucking news group",
"stfu":"shut the fuck up",
"stfua":"shut the fuck up already",
"stfuah":"shut the fuck up asshole",
"stfub":"shut the fuck up bitch",
"stfuda":"Shut the fuck up dumb ass",
"stfugbtw":"shut the fuck up and get back to work",
"stfun":"Shut the fuck up nigger",
"stfuogtfo":"Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out.",
"stfuppercut":"shut the fuck up",
"stfuyb":"shut the fuck up you bitch",
"stfuysoab":"shut the fuck up you son of a bitch",
"stfw":"search the fucking web",
"stg":"swear to god",
"sth":"something",
"sthing":"something",
"sthu":"shut the hell up",
"stm":"smiling to myself",
"stoopid":"stupid",
"stpd":"stupid",
"str8":"straight",
"str8up":"straight up",
"sts":"so to speak",
"stsp":"Same Time Same Place",
"stt":"Same time tomorrow",
"stufu":"stupid fucker",
"stupd":"stupid",
"stw":"share the wealth",
"stys":"speak to you soon",
"su":"shut up",
"sua":"see you at",
"suabq":"shut up and be quiet",
"suagooml":"shut up and get out of my life",
"suib":"shut up im busy",
"suk":"suck",
"suka":"Sucker",
"sukz":"sucks",
"sul":"see you later",
"sum1":"someone",
"sumfin":"Something",
"summin":"something",
"sumone":"someone",
"sumthin'":"Something",
"sumtin":"something",
"sup":"what's up",
"supa":"super",
"supposably":"Supposedly",
"sus":"see you soon",
"susfu":"situation unchanged, still fucked up",
"sut":"see you tomorrow",
"sutuct":"so you think you can type",
"sux":"sucks",
"sux0rz":"sucks",
"sux2bu":"sucks to be you",
"suxor":"Sucks",
"suxors":"sucks",
"suxorz":"sucks",
"suxx":"sucks",
"suxxor":"sucks",
"suyah":"shut up you ass hole!",
"svn":"seven",
"svu":"special victims unit",
"sw":"so what",
"swafk":"sealed with a friendly kiss",
"swak":"sealed with a kiss",
"swakaah":"Sealed With A Kiss And A Hug",
"swalk":"sealed with a loving kiss",
"swf":"single white female",
"swm":"single white male",
"swmbo":"she who must be obeyed",
"swmt":"Stop Wasting My Time",
"swp":"sorry wrong person",
"swsw2b":"single when she wants to be",
"swt":"sweet",
"swtf":"seriously, what the fuck",
"sx":"sex",
"sxc":"sexy",
"sxcy":"sexy",
"sxe":"straight edge",
"sxi":"sexy",
"sxs":"sex",
"sxy":"sexy",
"sya":"See you again.",
"syatp":"see you at the party",
"sydim":"stick your dick in me",
"sydlm":"Shut your dirty little mouth",
"syfm":"shut your fucking mouth",
"syiab":"see you in a bit",
"syiaf":"see you in a few",
"syl":"see you later",
"syl8r":"see you later",
"sym":"shut your mouth",
"syoa":"Save Your Own ass",
"syotbf":"see you on the battlefield",
"syrs":"see ya real soon",
"sys":"see you soon",
"sysop":"system operator",
"syt":"see you there",
"sytycd":"so you think you can dance",
"syu":"sex you up",
"sz":"sorry",
"Tsm":"Thanks so much",
"t#3":"the",
"t,ftfy":"there, fixed that for you",
"t.t.y.l":"Talk To You Later",
"t/a":"Try again",
"t2b":"time to blunt",
"t2m":"talk to me",
"t2u":"talking to you",
"t2ul":"talk to you later",
"t2ul8r":"talk to you later",
"t3h":"the",
"t4a":"thanks for asking",
"t4m":"Transgender for Male",
"t8st":"taste",
"ta":"thanks again",
"taci":"that's a crappy idea",
"tafn":"That's all for now",
"taht":"that",
"tai":"think about it",
"taig":"That's all I got.",
"tal":"thanks a lot",
"talkin":"talking",
"tanq":"thank you",
"tanstaafl":"there ain't no such thing as a free lunch",
"tard":"retard",
"tarfu":"things are really fucked up",
"tat":"that",
"tat2":"tattoo",
"tau":"thinking about you",
"taunch":"te amo un chingo",
"taw":"Teachers are Watching",
"tay":"thinking about you",
"tb":"text back",
"tb4u":"too bad for you",
"tba":"to be anounced",
"tbc":"To be continued",
"tbd":"to be decided",
"tbf":"to be fair",
"tbfh":"to be fucking honest",
"tbfu":"too bad for you",
"tbh":"to be honest",
"tbhimo":"to be honest in my opinion",
"tbhwu":"To be honest with you",
"tbnt":"thanks but no thanks",
"tbp":"The Pirate Bay",
"tbpfh":"To be perfectly fucking honest",
"tbph":"To be perfectly honest",
"tbqf":"to be quite frank",
"tbqh":"to be quite honest",
"tbss":"too bad so sad",
"tbt":"throwback thursday",
"tbtfh":"to be totally freaking honest",
"tbvh":"to be very honest",
"tbya":"think before you act",
"tc":"take care",
"tcfc":"Too Close For Comfort",
"tcfm":"too cool for me",
"tcg":"Trading Card Game",
"tchbo":"Topic creater has been owned",
"tcial":"The cake is a lie",
"tcoy":"take care of yourself",
"tcp":"transmission control protocol",
"tcp/ip":"transmission control protocol/internet protocol",
"td2m":"talk dirty to me",
"tddup":"till death do us part",
"tdf":"To Die For",
"tdl":"Too damn Lazy",
"tdtm":"Talk Dirty To Me",
"tdtml":"talk dirty to me later",
"tdwdtg":"The Devil Went Down To Georgia",
"te":"Team effort",
"teh":"the",
"teotwawki":"the end of the world as we know it",
"terd":"shit",
"tf2":"Team Fortress 2",
"tfa":"the fucking article",
"tfb":"time for bed",
"tfbundy":"totaly fucked but unfortunatly not dead yet",
"tfc":"Team Fortress Classic",
"tfd":"total fucking disaster",
"tff":"That's fucking Funny",
"tfft":"thank fuck for that",
"tffw":"Too funny for words",
"tfh":"Thread from hell",
"tfic":"Tongue Firmly In Cheek",
"tfiik":"the fuck if i know",
"tfl":"Thanks For Looking",
"tfln":"thanx for last night",
"tfm":"too fucking much",
"tfs":"thanks for sharing",
"tfta":"thanks for the add",
"tfti":"thanks for the information",
"tfu":"that's fucked up",
"tfu2baw":"time for you to buy a watch",
"tg":"thank god",
"tgfe":"together forever",
"tgfitw":"The Greatest Fans In The World",
"tgft":"thank god for that",
"tgfu":"too good for you",
"tgfuap":"thank god for unanswered prayers",
"tghig":"thank god husband is gone",
"tgif":"thank god it's friday",
"tgiff":"thank god its fucking Friday",
"tgis":"thank god it's saturday",
"tgiwjo":"Thank God It Was Just Once",
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"thanq":"thank you",
"thanx":"thank you",
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"ttiuwop":"this thread is useless without pics",
"ttiuwp":"This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures",
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"waz ^":"what's up",
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"wdyw":"what do you want",
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"wtbh":"What the bloody hell",
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"wtfayta":"What the fuck are you talking about?",
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"wtfbs":"What the fuck bull shit",
"wtfc":"Who The fuck Cares",
"wtfdik":"what the fuck do i know",
"wtfdtm":"What the fuck does that mean",
"wtfdum":"what the fuck do you mean",
"wtfduw":"What the fuck do you want?",
"wtfdyw":"what the fuck do you want",
"wtfe":"What The fuck Ever",
"wtfever":"what the fuck ever",
"wtfg":"What the fucking god",
"wtfh":"what the fucking hell",
"wtfhb":"what the fucking hell bitch",
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"wtfigo":"what the fuck is going on",
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"wtfit":"what the fuck is that",
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"wtfiu":"what the fuck is up",
"wtfiup":"what the fuck is your problem",
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"wtfiwwu":"what the fuck is wrong with you",
"wtfiwwy":"what the fuck is wrong with you",
"wtfiyp":"what the fuck is your problem",
"wtfm":"what the fuck, mate?",
"wtfmf":"what the fuck mother fucker",
"wtfo":"what the fuck over",
"wtfru":"what the fuck are you",
"wtfrud":"What the fuck are you doing?",
"wtfrudng":"what the fuck are you doing",
"wtfrudoin":"what the fuck are you doing",
"wtfruo":"what the fuck are you on?",
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"wtfs":"what the fucking shit?",
"wtfuah":"what the fuck you asshole",
"wtful":"What the fuck you loser",
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"wtfwt":"what the fuck was that",
"wtfwtd":"what the fuck was that dude",
"wtfwtf":"what the fuck was that for?",
"wtfya":"what the fuck you asshole",
"wtfyb":"what the fuck you bitch",
"wtg":"way to go",
"wtgds":"way to go dumb shit",
"wtgp":"Want to go Private",
"wth":"what the heck",
"wtharud":"what the heck are you doing",
"wthau":"who the hell are you",
"wthauwf":"what the hell are you waiting for",
"wthay":"who the hell are you",
"wthayd":"what the heck are you doing",
"wthaydwmgf":"what the hell are you doing with my girlfriend",
"wthdydt":"why the hell did you do that",
"wthhyb":"where the hell have you been?",
"wthigo":"what the hell is going on",
"wthiwwu":"What the hell is wrong with you",
"wtho":"want to hang out?",
"wthru":"Who the heck are you",
"wthrud":"what the hell are you doing?",
"wths":"want to have sex",
"wthswm":"want to have sex with me",
"wthwt":"what the hell was that?",
"wthwut":"what the hell were you thinking",
"wthyi":"what the hell you idiot",
"wtii":"what time is it",
"wtiiot":"What time is it over there?",
"wtityb":"whatever, tell it to your blog",
"wtly":"Welcome to last year",
"wtmf":"what the mother fuck",
"wtmfh":"what the mother fucking hell",
"wtmi":"way too much information",
"wtmtr":"what's the matter",
"wtp":"where's the party",
"wtrud":"what are you doing",
"wts":"want to sell",
"wtt":"want to trade",
"wttp":"want to trade pictures?",
"wtv":"Whatever",
"wtva":"whatever",
"wtvr":"whatever",
"wtwm":"what time are we meeting?",
"wtwr":"well that was random",
"wu":"what's up",
"wu2kilu":"want you to know I love you",
"wub":"love",
"wubmgf":"Will You Be My Girlfriend?",
"wubu2":"what you been up to",
"wubut":"what you been up too",
"wud":"would",
"wudev":"Whatever",
"wudn":"what you doing now",
"wufa":"where you from again",
"wugowm":"will you go out with me",
"wula":"what you looking at?",
"wuld":"would",
"wuny":"wait until next year",
"wussup":"What is up?",
"wut":"what",
"wutb":"What are you talking about",
"wutcha":"What are you",
"wuteva":"whatever",
"wutevr":"what ever",
"wuts":"what is",
"wutup":"What's Up",
"wuu2":"what you up too",
"wuu22m":"what you up to tomorrow",
"wuut":"what you up to",
"wuv":"love",
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"wuwt":"what's up with that",
"wuwta":"what do you want to talk about",
"wuwtab":"what do you want to talk about",
"wuwtb":"what do you want to talk about",
"wuwtta":"what you want to talk about",
"wuwttb":"What you want to talk about",
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"wuza":"what's up",
"wuzup":"what's up",
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"wwcnd":"What would Chuck Norris do",
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"wwhw":"when where how why",
"wwikt":"why would i know that",
"wwjd":"what would jesus do?",
"wwt":"what was that",
"wwtf":"what was that for",
"wwudtm":"what would you do to me",
"wwut":"what were you thinking",
"www":"world wide web",
"wwwu":"whats wrong with you",
"wwwy":"what's wrong with you",
"wwy":"where were you",
"wwycm":"when will you call me",
"wwyd":"what would you do?",
"wwyd2m":"what would you do to me",
"wwygac":"write when you get a chance",
"wwyt":"What were you thinking",
"wy":"Why?",
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"wyatb":"wish you all the best",
"wyauimg":"Why you all up in my grill?",
"wyb":"Watch your back",
"wybts":"were you born this sexy",
"wyc":"will you come",
"wycm":"Will You Call Me",
"wyd":"what are you doing",
"wyg":"will you go",
"wygac":"when you get a chance",
"wygam":"When you get a minute",
"wygowm":"Will you go out with me",
"wygwm":"will you go with me",
"wyhi":"Would You Hit It?",
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"wylion":"whether you like it or not",
"wyltk":"wouldn't you like to know",
"wylym":"Watch Your Language Young Man",
"wym":"What You Mean?",
"wyn":"What's your name",
"wyp":"what's your problem?",
"wypsu":"will you please shut up",
"wys":"wow you're stupid",
"wysiayg":"what you see is all you get",
"wysitwirl":"what you see is totally worthless in real life",
"wysiwyg":"what you see is what you get",
"wyw":"What You Want",
"wywh":"wish you were here",
"wywo":"while you were out",
"w\\e":"whatever",
"txtms":"text me soon",
"x treme":"extreme",
"xb36t":"Xbox 360",
"xbf":"ex-boyfriend",
"xbl":"xbox live",
"xcept":"except",
"xcpt":"except",
"xd":"extreme droll",
"xellent":"excellent",
"xfer":"transfer",
"xgf":"exgirlfriend",
"xing":"crossing",
"xit":"Exit",
"xl":"extra large",
"xlnt":"Excellent",
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"xmpl":"example",
"xoac":"Christ on a crutch",
"xor":"hacker",
"xover":"crossover",
"xox":"hugs and kisses",
"xoxo":"hugs and kisses",
"xp":"experience",
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"xpt":"except",
"xroads":"crossroads",
"xs":"excess",
"xtc":"ecstasy",
"xtra":"extra",
"xtreme":"extreme",
"xyz":"examine your zipper",
"xyzpdq":"Examine Your Zipper Pretty Darn Quick",
"y":"why",
"y w":"you're welcome",
"y!a":"yahoo answers",
"y'all":"you all",
"y/n":"yes or no",
"y/o":"Years Old",
"y00":"you",
"y2b":"Youtube",
"y2k":"year 2000",
"ya":"yeah",
"yaaf":"you are a fag",
"yaafm":"You Are A fucking Moron",
"yaagf":"you are a good friend",
"yaai":"You are an idiot",
"yaf":"you're a fag",
"yafi":"you're a fucking idiot",
"yag":"you are gay",
"yall":"you all",
"yapa":"yet another pointless acronym",
"yaqw":"You are quite welcome",
"yarly":"yeah really",
"yas":"you are stupid",
"yasan":"You are such a nerd",
"yasf":"you are so funny",
"yasfg":"you are so fucking gay",
"yasg":"you are so gay",
"yasw":"you are so weird",
"yatb":"you are the best",
"yatwl":"you are the weakest link",
"yaw":"you are welcome",
"yayo":"cocaine",
"ybbg":"Your Brother By Grace",
"ybs":"you'll be sorry",
"ybya":"you bet your ass",
"ycliu":"You could look it up",
"ycmtsu":"You Can't Make This shit Up",
"ycntu":"Why Cant You?",
"yctwuw":"you can think what you want",
"ydpos":"you dumb piece of shit",
"ydtm":"You're dead to me",
"ydufc":"Why do fucking care?",
"yduwtk":"why do you want to know",
"ye":"yeah",
"yea":"yeah",
"yer":"you're",
"yermom":"your mother",
"yesh":"yes",
"yew":"you",
"yfb":"you fucking bastard",
"yfg":"you're fucking gay",
"yfi":"you fucking idiot",
"ygg":"you go girl",
"ygm":"You Got Mail",
"ygp":"you got punked!",
"ygpm":"you've got a private message",
"ygrr":"you got rick rolled",
"ygtbfkm":"you've got to be fucking kidding me",
"ygtbk":"you've got to be kidding",
"ygtbkm":"you got to be kidding me",
"ygtbsm":"You've got to be shitting me",
"ygtsr":"you got that shit right",
"yh":"yeah",
"yhbt":"you've been trolled",
"yhew":"you",
"yhf":"you have failed",
"yhgtbsm":"You Have Got To Be Shitting Me",
"yhl":"you have lost",
"yhm":"You have mail",
"yhni":"you have no idea",
"yhpm":"you have a private messge",
"yhtbt":"You Had To Be There",
"yid":"yes, I do",
"yim":"yahoo instant messenger",
"yiwtgo":"Yes, I want to go private",
"yk":"you kidding",
"yki":"You know it",
"ykisa":"Your knight in shining armor",
"ykm":"You're killing me",
"ykn":"you know nothing",
"ykw":"You Know What",
"ykwim":"you know what I mean",
"ykwya":"you know who you are",
"ykywywm":"you know you wish you were me",
"ylb":"you little bitch",
"ym":"your mom",
"ymbkm":"you must be kidding me",
"yme":"why me",
"ymfp":"Your Most Favorite Person",
"ymg2c":"your mom goes to college",
"ymgtc":"Your Mom Goes To college",
"ymiaw":"your mom is a whore",
"ymislidi":"you make it sound like i did it",
"ymmd":"You Made My Day",
"ymmv":"your mileage may vary",
"ymrasu":"Yes, My Retarded ass Signed Up",
"yn":"why not",
"yng":"young",
"ynk":"you never know",
"ynm":"yes, no, maybe",
"ynt":"why not",
"ynw":"you know what",
"yo":"year old",
"yo'":"your",
"yodo":"you only die once",
"yolo":"you only live once",
"yolt":"you only live twice",
"yomank":"you owe me a new keyboard",
"yooh":"you",
"yor":"your",
"youngin":"young person",
"yoy":"why oh why",
"ypmf":"you pissed me off",
"ypmo":"you piss me off",
"ypom":"your place or mine",
"yqw":"you're quite welcome",
"yr":"year",
"yrbk":"Yearbook",
"yrms":"You Rock My Socks",
"yrs":"years",
"yrsaf":"You Are Such A Fool",
"yrsm":"you really scare me",
"yrss":"you are so sexy",
"yru":"why are you?",
"yrubm":"why are you bugging me?",
"yrusm":"Why are you so mean",
"ys":"you suck",
"ysa":"You Suck ass",
"ysal":"you suck at life",
"ysati":"you suck at the internet",
"ysf":"you stupid fuck",
"ysic":"why should I care",
"ysitm":"your shirt is too small",
"ysm":"you scare me",
"ysoab":"You son of a bitch",
"yss":"you stupid shit",
"yswnt":"why sleep when not tired?",
"yt":"You there?",
"ytd":"year to date",
"ytf":"why the fuck",
"ytfwudt":"why the fuck would you do that?",
"ythwudt":"Why the hell would you do that",
"ytis":"You think I'm special?",
"ytm":"you tell me",
"ytmnd":"You're the man now, dog!",
"yty":"why thank you",
"yu":"You",
"yua":"you ugly ass",
"yuo":"you",
"yup":"yes",
"yur":"your",
"yust":"why you say that",
"yvfw":"you're very fucking welcome",
"yvw":"you're very welcome",
"yw":"you're welcome",
"ywapom":"you want a piece of me?",
"ywia":"You're welcome in advance",
"ywic":"why would i care",
"yws":"you want sex",
"ywsyls":"you win some you lose some",
"ywud":"yo whats up dude",
"ywvm":"you're welcome very much",
"ywywm":"you wish you were me",
"yysw":"yeah, yeah, sure, whatever",
"z'omg":"Oh my God",
"z0mg":"oh my god",
"zex":"sex",
"zh":"Zero Hour",
"zig":"cigarette",
"zomfg":"oh my fucking god",
"zomg":"Oh my God",
"zomgzorrz":"oh my god",
"zoot":"woohoo",
"zot":"Zero Tolerance",
"zt":"zoo tycoon",
"zup":"what's up?",
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"don't":"do not",
"you're":"you are"
}